On gossamer wings

Here’s something I just love: IKEA sells fairy wings.

And for only $4.99.

I wonder a bit about the “encourages role playing” part. But I’m not going to go there.

I also take a dim view of their notion of “assorted colors”, by which they mean “white” and “pink”. Why no blue fairy wings? Or green or yellow ones? Or mauve? Mauve fairy wings would be totally def.

I wish I’d known about this before I went to all the trouble to make eight types of candy for Christmas gifts. Because fairy wings really would have surprised people.

Well, but there still may be time for you to avail yourselves of these great fashion items. For whatever role you want to play.