Chiller app

This “Chilled Beer Cork” came across my radar somewhere on social media, It was an item on one of BuzzFeed’s never-ending inane lists of “incredibly cool gizmos that you want to have; you do, because we’re telling you about them.”

According to BF, it “keeps any bottle beer ice-cold when you drink it.”

My reaction?

WTF? Who drinks beer so slowly that you have to worry about it losing its chill? And who would bother with corking and uncorking a bottle of beer multiple times in the process of pouring it down their throat?

I’ll tell you who: amateurs. Bloody amateurs.

(I also do not get why anyone would need to be told that you can freeze leftover wine in ice cube trays for future use. How is it even possible to have “leftover wine”?)