Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Which exit?

This story came around recently—about the motel in New Jersey where a body lay undiscovered and undisturbed for five years… Pretty gripping, really, and a testament to the power of Febreze.

Sadly, it’s a hoax, people. Although I admit that the New Jersey setting gave it quite the weight of verisimilitude.

Apparently I need to file Empire News along with The Onion when it comes to weird Internet stuff. The challenge, as always, is that even though these sites make up their “news”, I’m pretty sure that somewhere, somehow, everything they write about is in fact happening in some form or another.

Especially in New Jersey.



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