Thursday, July 10, 2014

No I (or intelligence) in team

You know, I rather thought that corporate team-building events went out of style before the end of the last century, but apparently I was wrong.

Very, very wrong, as this story from NPR indicates.

The same managers who happily lay off employees and replace them with contract workers at half the rate and no benefits to look fiscally responsible to stockholders are finding money in their budgets for group activities that deliver the maximum of alienation and humiliation to all those taking part.

Well, perhaps the managers—being clearly clueless—don’t feel the humiliation, and of course they don’t care about alienation or else their companies wouldn’t be the hellholes they are.

You just have to wonder who signed off on things like a piƱata full of bits of metal, to be bashed open in an enclosed space, or distributing magic mushrooms on the company dime. I don’t wonder who approves paintballing or any other activity involving faux hunter-prey play; they are male, have compensation issues and are poor losers.

The one team-ish event that I ever organized, to get engineers and non-engineers from England, Wales, France and Belgium comfortable with each other, involved assigned seating at the group dinner, and an inter-table competition to match pub-quiz type questions with their answers and deduce the overall theme of all the questions. One of my word processors drove her table to victory in less time than it would take to chamber a paintball round.

And they were playing for bottles of champagne.



No comments:

Post a Comment