Thanks for your time

While we’re still on the Week of Thanksgiving, I’ll quickly give thanks for people who come up with loopy time-sucking websites that allow you—no, encourage you—to do things like…dress a turkey like a total douchebag and give it something to say.

Here’s how mine turned out:

It was a hard choice for me—I think you should have been allowed to attach up to five of the obnoxious utterances balloons. So just imagine this guy rotating through with a number of them.

Your turn.