Tuesday, October 15, 2013

April may not be the cruelest month after all

Okay, I understand that it’s October, the month when Autumn starts. And the month of Halloween and its Jack O’ Lanterns. And I understand that, by now, Starbucks has probably dispensed a quantity of Pumpkin Spice Lattes that equals the Indian Ocean.

But Trader Joe’s has just gone beyond the beyond for pumpkin crap.

Don’t believe me? Here’s my count from this month’s Fearless Flyer:

Pumpkin Bread Mix
Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins
Organic Canned Pumpkin
Pumpkin Cream Cheese
Pumpkin Pie Spice
Pumpkin Bar Baking Mix
Pumpkin Cranberry Scone Mix
Pecan Pumpkin Instant Oatmeal
Kennebunkport Brewing Co. Pumpkin Ale
Pumpkin on a Stick
Pumpkin Body Butter
Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats
Pumpkin Walks Into a Bar
Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps
Pumpkin Biscotti
Pumpkin Cheesecake
Pumpkin Spice Granola
Pumpkin Spice Rooibos Tea
Pumpkin Spice Chai
Pita Crisps with Cranberries & Pumpkin Seeds
Pumpkin Bread Pudding
Pilgrim Joe’s Pumpkin Ice Cream
Pumpkin Croissants
Pumpkin Macarons
Pumpkin Butter
Pumpkin Pancake & Waffle Mix
Pumpkin Spice Coffee

Oh—and…pumpkins.



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