April may not be the cruelest month after all

Okay, I understand that it’s October, the month when Autumn starts. And the month of Halloween and its Jack O’ Lanterns. And I understand that, by now, Starbucks has probably dispensed a quantity of Pumpkin Spice Lattes that equals the Indian Ocean.

But Trader Joe’s has just gone beyond the beyond for pumpkin crap.

Don’t believe me? Here’s my count from this month’s Fearless Flyer:

Pumpkin Bread Mix

Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins

Organic Canned Pumpkin

Pumpkin Cream Cheese

Pumpkin Pie Spice

Pumpkin Bar Baking Mix

Pumpkin Cranberry Scone Mix

Pecan Pumpkin Instant Oatmeal

Kennebunkport Brewing Co. Pumpkin Ale

Pumpkin on a Stick

Pumpkin Body Butter

Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats

Pumpkin Walks Into a Bar

Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps

Pumpkin Biscotti

Pumpkin Cheesecake

Pumpkin Spice Granola

Pumpkin Spice Rooibos Tea

Pumpkin Spice Chai

Pita Crisps with Cranberries & Pumpkin Seeds

Pumpkin Bread Pudding

Pilgrim Joe’s Pumpkin Ice Cream

Pumpkin Croissants

Pumpkin Macarons

Pumpkin Butter

Pumpkin Pancake & Waffle Mix

Pumpkin Spice Coffee

Oh—and…pumpkins.