Secure government job?

You’ll recall the various phishing emails I’ve had, purporting to be from the USPS, but probably from some rather less service-oriented sender.

Now they’re offering me a job:

It’s only marginally more illiterate than some of the emails I’ve had from recruiters, and not really so much more preposterous than some of the same.

But still—I don’t believe I’ll try any of the emails associated with this.