Pick-up lines

I’m part of a group that meets in the hall of a church that also runs a nursery school. The kids are almost always out in the playground when I pass.

The other day I was walking by when a small blond boy (maybe four years old) called out to me, “Hel-LO, little girl! What’s your name?”

Well!

I thought, that line’s going to be really successful in about 25 years.

Actually, it went down a treat with me, except that he didn’t seem to know what to do with my name when I gave it.

He’ll have to work on that.