The law is a ass

Ah. Of course. That lawsuit that the “concerned mom” in San Diego filed against Nutella last year—because it turns out that a spread of ground-up hazelnuts and chocolate has calories—has been settled.

The mom who’s apparently incapable of reading labels has won. 

And if you’ve bought a jar of the product in the past few years, you can get in on the settlement, to the tune of $4.

Of course—if you’re also too literacy-challenged to read a nutrition label, I’m not sure how you’re going to manage a legal claim, but whatever.