The folks who made "friend" a verb

While you’re trying frantically to click the “Buy” button to get in on Facebook’s IPO today, you might want to multi-task, and read this “Letter from Mark Zuckerberg”, by Andy Borowitz.

Really—nothing to add. I invest my money in wine futures. And not too much in the future, if you catch my drift. Like—only as far as it takes me to get the cork out of the bottle.

We’ll see who does better in the end.