Friday, September 2, 2011

Not a man-bites-dog story


No, it’s a bear-bites-dog story. Followed by a woman-clocks-bear-in-the-snoot-to-save-dachshund story.

Evidently bears eat a rounded diet that includes berries & beagles; or, at least, in the absence of the former they go for the latter.

But since it now has a sore nose, this particular bear may move on to bratwurst & buns. Or maybe couscous & cupcakes.



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