Okay, for a change, I won’t post a rant about corporate America.
Instead, to help ease you into the holidays, I offer you a Thanksgiving quiz.
Now, I don’t want to be a spoiler here—Lord knows the holidays have a way of accomplishing that all on their own—but I thought I was being had on that whole highest consumption thing. & when I went Googling for “turkeys in Israel” all I got was a bunch of geopolitical nonsense.
However, I guess it’s true, because here’s what l’Office Canadien de Commercialisation du Dindon tells us:
Instead, to help ease you into the holidays, I offer you a Thanksgiving quiz.
Now, I don’t want to be a spoiler here—Lord knows the holidays have a way of accomplishing that all on their own—but I thought I was being had on that whole highest consumption thing. & when I went Googling for “turkeys in Israel” all I got was a bunch of geopolitical nonsense.
However, I guess it’s true, because here’s what l’Office Canadien de Commercialisation du Dindon tells us:
I at least hope they don't consume those nasty yams-&-marshmallows or green bean casserole...
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