Late last week there were “estate
sale” signs around the hood, so on one of my walks I swung by and had a look.
Not so much, originally, because of whatever items might be on sale, but for
the layout of the house—one of the four-bedroom ones.
I have no insight into the
circumstances of the event, although there has been a folded-up walker parked
out front in the past. And I used to occasionally see an older fella sitting on
the bench out front under the tree. So, I’m assuming that there’s either a
death involved, or the occupant(s) moved into different accommodation.
However, from the moment I
walked inside, I made a note to self: when the time comes for me to take either
of those paths, get rid of everything beforehand. I mean, the term “estate”
could be applied only in the loosest sense; well, maybe in the British meaning
of “housing estate”, or ghetto. From furniture to clothes to dishware to
electronics, there was not one single thing I would have if it were given to
me. De gustibus non est dispuntandum and all, but I absolutely do not want
anyone, friend or stranger, walking through my house and wondering, “Who would have
this crap?”
(TBF, there were already pieces
of painters tape with “sold” on some of the items, so I guess we’ve got the
trash-treasure conundrum going.)
Beyond that, however, I thought
it interesting that the four-bedroom unit looked so much smaller and crowded
than my three-bedroom one. I felt like you don’t have room to stretch your arms
out, so, ew.
But yesterday, outside the
house, there were these items that clearly didn’t sell. We’ll see how long they
last now that they’re free.
Update: as of 1956 last night, only the last bicycle was left. I guess the pricing strategy worked.