Okay, I’m on such a roll
down memory lane, here’s an extra bonus track.
Because—remember—it wasn’t
just the Summer
of Love; it was also the peak of the Vietnam War, our most recent implementation
of a conscripted military.
So it seems appropriate
to close out the week with the quintessential anti-draft protest song, Arlo
Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”. If you do not know it, you really owe
it to yourself to listen, all the way through. Yes, it’s long. But Guthrie is a
storyteller, an easy-going, folksy storyteller, who builds context on his way
to the punchline.
(As an aside, I saw the film Alice's Restaurant at a cinema in Tokyo, with Japanese side titles. I really wondered how some of the dialogue was translated, and what the locals thought of it.)
A while ago I used the
expression “extra primo good” in an email to a friend in the UK. He replied saying
that he knew it from Trading Places,
and asking if it was something in general use or if I’d got it from the film.
Well, I’ve been using it for so long I’d forgotten whence it came, but indeed,
it was from TP.
So it is for phrases
from “Alice’s Restaurant” that I use when the occasion warrants. Viz.”
“Wait for it to come
around again on the guitar.”
“Eight by ten color
glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one
explaining what each one is.”
“The judge walked in
with a seeing-eye dog.” (I actually experienced something like this during an
arbitration session. I was convinced that the arbitrator—a retired judge of
severe superannuation—would be too senile to follow the evidence. But I hadn’t
even got back to my seat from having given testimony before he told the
plaintiff that he was dismissing the case.)
“Five-part harmony.”
“Kid, have you
rehabilitated yourself?”
“I’m not proud.”