Friday, July 7, 2017

Go phish

Okay, closing out this week with yet another phishing attempt from—I’m guessing—somewhere offshore. Possibly South Asia; maybe Eastern Europe. Or Africa, even.

At any rate—somewhere where English is not the first language, and that doesn’t have a complete grasp of idiomatic expression. Also, from someone who’s never actually seen an email (or possibly a website) from American Express. (However, it's interesting that I never get this kind of thing for Visa or MasterCard. At least this crowd aims high.)




Thursday, July 6, 2017

DOI: Declaration of...Ignorance

As my readers know, I love the Declaration of Independence. It’s such an inspiring document, taking just a single page to enumerate the faults of the British sovereign, the colonists’ numerous—unsuccessful—attempts to seek redress and their reluctant decision to sever the parent-child connection with Mother England, and it concludes with the signers’ pledge of mutual support, backed up with their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor.

And I love the annual rendition by NPR of the Declaration, sentence by sentence—sometimes by their correspondents, sometimes by random people on the National Mall. Because it is a people’s document.

Well, this year, NPR tweeted the Declaration, because it’s 2017, and SoMe is how you reach the people. But oh, my stars and garters, you would not believe the blowback they got from the, er, the crowd that decries the “mainstream media” as the enemy of the people.


No, seriously—the responses were kind of horrifying. Because apparently there’s a considerable segment of the population (either humanoid or bot) that does not recognize any passages from one of the seminal documents of our history. And there’s another segment—which may or may not overlap with the first one and may or may not also be part bot—that doesn’t care that it’s the DOI; if NPR is involved, it’s bad, #FakeNews and really, really infuriating.

Viz.:

Sanchez may be a bot—this appears to be his/her/its only tweet.

But Human Being took up the cause.




Dear Human Being is interesting: for having a profile claiming to be a fighter for humanity, you’d think s/he would have recognized one of the Big Ones when it comes to declaring unalienable human rights, but she just kept doubling down.


Since being outed as, uh, somewhat less than on top of things, she deleted those pig-ignorant tweets, but of course you cannot escape screen shots. This was only one of the many incredulous responses that probably drove her to run for cover:


Then there was this person:


After a few responses along this line, Cave Creek Deb deleted her account, which was probably a good move.




And then there was this fellow:


Who appears to have a hair trigger; he also responded to a tweet by Senator Mike Lee of Utah:


Old Jason doesn't seem to grasp words in the abstract, as in the entire nation being an experiment in self-government. According to his profile, Jason Talbot is from Arizona and has ambitions to holding office. In Arizona, he might indeed get elected.


Now as for this guy—he started out strong, inferring a call to violent overthrow of government from NPR’s series of tweets:


But after many responses pointing out the origin of these fightin’ words, he actually apologized:


However, his exculpatory statement—that, really, no one could be expected to recognize the source document—does not fill me with confidence for the future of this state.

All-in-all, this was a truly enlightening exercise. Scary AF, but enlightening. And I believe this tweeter has it right:






Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Semi-secret garden

In case you’ve not yet noticed, I’m just enjoying the spit out of my patio. I’m hoping that dowsing all my tomato plants with cayenne will keep marauding raccoons out of them. (So far, so good, after one nearly rip cherry tomato disappeared in toto, not just pecked at or nibbled on. So I had to Take Measures.)

But beyond the prospect of summer eats, I’m getting such a kick out of the little critters who come to visit.

Except for the squirrels. I could do without them. And the bully birds.

(Interesting about those: there’s a species of black bird—smaller than crows, but still fairly sizeable as birds go—that just gobbles up the seed. I mix in a lot of safflower seed, which they don’t like, but they still come by. However, they’re very easily frightened—just like human bullies. Yesterday, I was sitting in my chair when one of them landed on a branch at the edge of the patio. I just pointed at it and it flew away. Hand to God, I just raised my arm straight out, with finger pointed, and it scarpered.)

Well, but there are a couple of little chipmunks that like to eat the seed that the birds shovel onto the ground. (Seriously, they thrust their little beaks into the seed and just scatter it all over the place. Don’t even seem to be trying to eat.) I adore watching them.


He was joined by this cardinal:


I hardly need subscription TV.


Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Lafayette, we are here

Hey-ho, it’s Independence Day and our ship of democracy is running perilously close to some dangerous shoals, so I think I’m just going to go back to a time when we were beginning to gain respect in the international community, instead of pissing it away, back when we understood the concept of alliances, of honor and of comity.

Because one hundred years ago today, troops of the American Expeditionary Force (AEF), commanded by General John J. Pershing, marched through the streets of Paris on their way to the tomb of the Marquis de Lafayette.



(Photos from the Washington Post, 6 April 2017.)

It was a symbolic gesture—we’d only declared war on Germany in April, and our troops were in absolutely no shape to enter combat. In fact, they’d spend months both here and in France, training before being deployed in the front lines. But the gesture brought hope and joy to the citizens of France, and to Britain and the other Allies, who were nearly three years into a war that had nearly brought all combatants to their knees.

There was a powerful personal link between France and the United States that dated to 1777, when the 19-year-old Lafayette arrived here to serve in the Continental Army (which, come to think of it, at that stage wasn’t even as well-organized as the AEF in 1917). The young Frenchman fought with us before his government lent its support, at Brandywine, Monmouth and Yorktown as a general in our army. He was an advocate for democracy and a friend of the United States throughout his life, a kind of bridge between our two countries. He retained the love and respect of Americans, and his grave in Paris is covered with soil from Bunker Hill.

The troops brought to Paris from Saint Nazaire in 1917 were a battalion of the 16th Infantry. The unit was regular army, but more than half the men were recent recruits. So their marching was not up to military standards.

From contemporary reports, it might have been impossible for even the best-trained unit to have made a snappy march through the crowds that lined the way. They almost had to force their way through the throngs, hundreds of whom rushed from the sidewalks to shake their hands. They were joined by French troops direct from the battlefield, filthy, bandaged, but grateful for our presence. Flowers were tossed from every direction—from children running through the ranks, from the sidewalks, from balconies, and the Americans stuck the blooms in the muzzles of their rifles or tucked them in their belts. Pershing said, “The column looked like a moving flower garden.”

At Lafayette’s grave, there were several speeches by various personages of importance, and a wreath was laid. But the speech that caught the hearts of the Parisians was by Colonel Charles E. Stanton, Pershing’s representative. Stanton began by reminding everyone that “The fact cannot be forgotten that your nation was our friend when America was struggling for existence, when a handful of brave and patriotic people were determined to uphold the rights their Creator gave them—that France in the person of Lafayette came to our aid in words and deed. It would be ingratitude not to remember this, and America defaults no obligations.”

Stanton concluded, “America has joined forces with the allied powers, and what we have of blood and treasure is yours. Therefore, it is with loving pride that we drape the colors in tribute of respect to this citizen of your great Republic, and here and now, in the shadow of the illustrious dead, we pledge our heart and our honor in carrying this war to a successful issue.

“Lafayette, we are here!”

Ah, man—remember when honor meant something? As in, at the bottom of the Declaration of Independence, the signers pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor? When not everything was up for sale? When we as a nation recognized that to whom much is given, much is required—both domestically and internationally?

Here’s hoping we’ve still got those sensibilities. Happy Independence Day, y’all.




Monday, July 3, 2017

Gratitude Monday: night lights

Summer in the South comes with temperatures in the 90s, matched by humidity creeping into the 90s as well. And things don’t cool down or dry out much at night, which you can count on in California.

But along with those humid evenings comes something I’ve never seen in the Golden State: fireflies.

Last year, in the Arlington highrise, I didn’t see any of them, but now, they flit about my patio right outside my sliding door. Sometimes they’ll even crawl up the glass, as though trying to get a good look at my décor.

Here are a couple of clips—you do have to look carefully to see them, but they’re there.



They only seem to appear around dusk, but I’m so grateful to have them here, for however long they choose to stay.